Please?

Dear Mr. Bryant,

Hey man, how's it going? I'm glad that your ankle is feeling better, hopefully that finger will get better too. I see LA is looking good this time of year, good weather, I'm not sure I can handle another Cleveland winter, man it's too cold!
Do you remember China last year? Good times, I can't believe we won gold it was great, you really pulled us out against Spain, thanks man.
Now the reason I'm writing to you is because I just want to ask you a favor, being good friends I don't think it's too far out of the question. So let me just get straight to the point, can I win the championship this year? Please? C'mon man, you've got four! Do you really need five? Shaq's too old man, I can't do everything by myself. We even got this Antawn guy but it's not enough. What more can I do? You just got to let me have it, every one is starting to talk, it's embarrassing, I just can't seem to pull it out! You won last year, it's time to pass the torch, it's the only way I can do it. What do you say?

Sincerely yours,

Lebron James




Dear Mr. James,

No.

Regards,

The Black Mamba